作者简介：上海外国语大学法律日语双学位，英语专业八级日本语能力测试二级，托福听力29分，阅读28分。主授科目：托福写作、托福听力。

文\陈思琦

心灵鸡汤这件事，简直是普世价值观。在TVB, 叫做“人活着最重要的是开心”;在朋友圈文学里，叫做“想要嫁给王子，你自己得先成为公主”;对于少女们，是“霸道总裁爱上我”;对于死宅们是“修仙治国平天下”，对于垮掉的一代则是“make love not war”。而在新东方，则是要做出让人吃了感到幸福的料理，啊，不，是“在绝望中寻找希望，人生终将走向辉煌”。这是老俞的人生写照，从路人甲到中国合伙人，靠的是百分之九十九的努力和百分之一的鸡汤。所以，来，让我们干了这碗心灵鸡汤。

心灵鸡汤这件事，最大的瑕疵在于其时效性，所谓一鼓作气，再而衰，三而竭。今天下午听完留学讲座被灌了一肚子励志金句，雄心满满的打开电脑，点开TPO，听了一篇有关天文学的讲座，接着就感受到了来自世界的恶意。好，强扭的瓜不甜，换个画风，来写篇作文吧，然后看到“Do you agree or disagree with the following statement? Students are more interested in politics today than those in the past.”然后5分钟过去了，然后10分钟过去了，然后就没有然后了。今天的心灵鸡汤只能支撑你们走到这里了。

Oh, No!我们新东方祖传的心灵鸡汤就这么战五渣吗?不，亲，是你打开的方式不对。老子说得好：地法天，天法道，道法自然。纵然你上不知天文，下不知地理，学不贯中外，才不通古今，但是你刷微博，看八卦，秀自拍，足矣。因为心灵鸡汤和亚洲三大邪术之一的自拍一脉相承，都坚信世界上缺少的不是美，缺少的是自带滤镜的眼睛。只要打上心灵鸡汤的柔光，你会打开托福作文新世界的大门。

而事实上，托福作文题中，凡是涉及道德、价值观、理想与现实、古今对比之类的题目全部可以大碗大碗的撒鸡汤。牢记真善美的口诀，占领道德制高点，至死不渝装白莲，题目自然引刃而解。

比如下面几题：

1. Do you agree or disagree with the following statement? The society benefits more from works of great artists than from political leaders.

艺术家等于真善美，政客等于假恶丑，还用选吗?

Ÿ 艺术带来美，琴棋书画，

Ÿ 艺术带来善，心灵鸡汤的集大成者，

Ÿ 艺术带来个人提升，社会和谐。

2. Do you agree or disagree with the following statement? In the busy and crowded world today, we should not expect people to be polite to each other.

Ÿ Politeness带来美，

Ÿ Politeness带来善，

Ÿ Politeness带来个人提升，社会和谐。

3. Do you agree or disagree with the following statement? The more money people have, the more they should give away to charity.

Ÿ Give away money to charity带来美

Ÿ Give away money to charity带来善

Ÿ Give away money to charity带来个人提升，社会和谐

再看诸如此类古今对比类型的题目，根据心灵鸡汤理想主义的属性，必然是对于现在和未来充满希望和信心，分论点的套路不外乎TVB的“现在科技这么发达，医学这么昌明，你一定治得好的”。

1. Do you agree or disagree with the following statement? Students are more interested in politics today than those in the past.

Ÿ 教育发展，Students are better educated than those in the past，

Ÿ 信息发达，Students are better informed than those in the past，

Ÿ 科技发展，Online social networking like Facebook encourages students to discuss controversial social problems with others。

2. Do you agree or disagree with the following statement? In the past young people depended on their parents for making decisions, but today, young people are better able to make decisions on their own.

Ÿ 教育发展，Students are better educated than those in the past，

Ÿ 信息发达，Students are better informed than those in the past，

Ÿ 科技发展，Online social networking like Facebook encourages young people to express their own ideas and act on their own。

来，干了这碗心灵鸡汤，安静地做一个爱与和平的美少女战士。